*friends car is locked*
Friend: stop pulling the handle
Me:
The disorted version is a million times funnier than the original one… i’m wheezing
me: hmm what happens if i forcibly bend this thing
thing: *breaks*
me:
(to the tune of uptown girl) uptown rat. he wears a very silly pointy hat
THIS, is my new favorite post
me: *just chilin*
brain: hey guess what
me: what
brain: sudden overwhelming sadness, that's what
me:
me, softly: come on, man
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